Satan Must Live in Computers

I have said for many years now that Satan has left hell and moved into computers.   What better way to make good Christian folk lose their religion than computer malfunctions?   Yesterday and today have been the tale of just that.  At work yesterday, I was in the middle of something and the network went away.  And by away, I mean it must have gone to the furthest corner of the earth.  Because we haven't seen it since.   This morning was a relatively useless morning as we had no access to anything.  And so I come home only to find that our home computer hates me.  One browser wouldn't even open something.  Another kept throwing pop-ups at me and then wouldn't respond.  I have thankfully finished most of what I wanted to accomplish, but I find myself thinking, "Get behind me, Satan!" as I trudge through this technological mess.   Hopefully tomorrow will be a new day with new computer karma.