When You are Jillian, This is How It Works

Yesterday Jillian told me that my rear-end was big. When I seemed offended, she said, "I am not telling you you're fat, just that your bottom is big." Add that to my Jenny Craig commercial and I am really going to need some therapy.

Tonight we were watching Dancing With the Stars. She always calls it Dancing in the Stars. I tried to tell her tonight that it is called "with" the stars because the stars are famous people. Later she said "in" the stars again and I said, "with''. Her response was simple, to the point, and very funny. She replied, "How 'bout you call it what you want and I'll call it what I want." That was the end of that conversation.

Also tonight.... I had just put her to bed. I turned on her music, shut the door, and left. The next thing I knew she was opening her door and saying she thought she was just going to have to get a sign to put on her door that says, "Do not shut the door of my room." Very funny but even funnier when you think in a few years her attitude could very well be remarkably different.